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20 Christian Pick-Up Lines That Totally Works


20 Christian Pick-Up Lines That Totally Works.

Eeehhh! I remember the first time I tried asking a lady out in church, after scheming for weeks and plotting my maps I didn’t have the guts to walk up to Vivian and tell it to her face, so I stylishly got her number from a friend and decided to call her up.

You won’t believe the horrible thing I did, after days of rehearsals on what to say, I finally called her up one evening and the dummest thing that could come out of my mouth was “hi, my names is Vivian, can I speak with Allison?”..

Like seriously?

And she didn’t make it any easier for me; the response she gave was “sorry, Allison is not around, bye bye.” And she hung up. It was later when I replayed the brief convo in my head I realized how foolish somebody can be, how can I say my name is Vivian, you mean I cannot even remember my own name again all because of a fine girl? haiii.

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So guys, before you start laughing at me let’s admit it, a lot of christian guys are like me, shy when it comes to asking a Christian lady out or initiating the conversation. So on a lighter note let me bless your weekend by sharing these tips with you, feel free to use it anytime, it’ll give you a great way to get things started;
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1.. “So last night I was reading the book of numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours!”
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2.. “I wish you knew that you float my ark”
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3.. “is it hot in here. Or is it the Holy Ghost burning inside of you?”
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4.. “ I don’t mean to sound prophetic, but I can see myself buying you pizza next weekend”

5.. “Your hair is as beautiful as a flock of lambs’ descending from Gilead”
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6.. I am a proverbs 32 kind of guy, and I really want to meet your proverbs 31 kind of woman”
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7.. “excuse me, is your name Faith? Cos you’re the substance of things I’ve been hoping for”
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8.. “what is your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?”
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9.. You are as gorgeous as Eve, and I believe one of my ribs belongs to you”
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10.. “I wish I was Joseph…. perhaps you could help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you”
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  1. “I wish this was the time of Noah, I really would love to walk into the ark with you as a pair”
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    12.. “now I know why Solomon had 700 wives….because he never met you”
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    13.. “Just want you to know that for you I would slay two Goliaths and run away”
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  2. “His word says ‘give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry… so how about dinner with me tonight?”
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  3. “I know this might sound awkward, but every time I walk towards you I feel like am being led to Bethlehem”
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    16.. “Each time I look at you I see the transfiguration… cos you are always glowing”
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    17.. “i didn’t know angels like you flew this low”
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    18.. “Every time am around you I practice speaking in tongues, cos I always run out of things to say”
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    19.. “Am not trying to say am a good shepherd… but I’ve left 99 sheeps to come and find you.”
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20.. I don’t know again, you add your own. 😃

I’m sure you have no excuse to start a conversation now.

Ladies please add some more mature pickup lines in the comments to help the brothers.


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