14 Funny things awaiting you in your Marriage

14 FUNNY THINGS AWAITING YOU IN MARRIAGE

“Marriage sweet, marriage sweet,” well we’ll know if after reading you are still okay – truly marriage is sweet

1. Your partner may be a snoring type: incase you hate snoring and maybe your destiny is to marry one, start doing vigil, get a pet pig 🐖 by you every night so that you become use to it 😅 hope you have some popcorn beside you 😉
2. Your partner may be an area scatter: you know, relationship is home for preparation. Forget the days you visit him and everything is neat. Marry him first and tell us the story 🤧😟😅
3. Your partner may squize the toothpaste his own way: two ways to handle this, start training on squising the toothpaste both in the middle and at the end so whatever you meet, that’s fine 😊

4. mood swingers: not Everytime he is likely to have a smiling face. If she is that type, get to know what turns him up and attack her there

5. He is a man or woman of the people: if you are a reserved and quiet type, start hanging around parrots 🦜 🦜 to get use to people in and out of your home
6. The television general: well, you may learn kungful to fight to have the remote to watch mount ZION or Channels

7.The begging lover: this one, you have to beg and pamper. Well, just go on a learning degree to help you out 😉😂 that’s love o

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8. The forgetting general: do you imagine after eating a nice okro/ogbono soup, you rush to the rest room and meet a nice-smelly pupu staring at you. Well, anger will boil in your stomach but daddy chukwuemeka has done it again

9.The jealous degree holder: if you are destined for this, just know how you would be sneaking at people around so you are not caught 😅

10.The kungful fighter: well, not every night you may want to be touched. But this one sleeps and throws leg/hands, if you marry this type, always keep warm water by the side to press your body when you awake

11. The one that can’t eat without drumming his mouth: you know in his culture that’s the way it’s done. You get to crack your jaws you know 😂. If you don’t like it, I don’t know 🤷‍♂️
12. The one that gets busy and forgets to wash inners: since that’s your property, you may need to help out😊
13. The play boy/girl: that sort of never serious type. Okay, you know what I’m talking about. Sometimes just scream; “baby! I’m talking to you!” 😅
14. The one that loves shopping: if you don’t manage her well, money for the next meal will go shopping